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    Another Problem with Halloween:  Witches Curse the Candy before It’s Sent to Stores

    Another Problem with Halloween:  Witches Curse the Candy before It’s Sent to Stores

    OK... I'm a little late on this one... but did you know that Halloween candy is secretly cursed before it's sent to your local grocery store?  And we know this is true because it was found on a blog put out by the Christian Broadcasting Network!  (Well, at least it was at one time... it's now been taken down; but you can get the cached page here)

    That's what BibleBeltBlogger found out in this story. Here's an excerpt:

    You may ask, "Doesn't God have more power than the devil?" Yes, but He has given that power to us. If we do not walk in it, we will become the devil's prey. Witchcraft works through dirty hearts and wrong spirits.

    During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

    Even the colors of Halloween (orange, brown and dark red) are dedicated. These colors are connected to the fall equinox, which is around the 20th or 21st of September each year and is sometimes called "Mabon." During this season witches are celebrating the changing of the seasons from summer to fall. They give praise to the gods for the demonic harvest. They pray to the gods of the elements (air, fire, water and earth).

    Why do Christians act like this? Why would anyone say that my mini kit-kat bar or my banana laffy taffy was dedicated to Satan and prayed over by witches?  And even if it was, why shouldn't I eat it?  Is there some kind of satanic spirit embedded in the fibers of the delicious fruity taffy that I shouldn't digest?




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    1. bishopdave on Tue, November 03, 2009

      That explains it. A demon has entered my gut over this past weekend after I have 1/3 lb of candy, 2 dozen of my wife’s no-bake cookies(won at the church/coven’s cake walk), and a bag of those candy corns. A 3 1/2 pound demon.

      I rebuked the demon, and he fled; yet I’m still fat. What’s up with that?

    2. Leonard on Tue, November 03, 2009

      Bishop Dave… guess what?  I think someone cursed the ribs, chicken, cornbread, biscuits, gravy and all the pork I eat too.

    3. Ken Eastburn on Tue, November 03, 2009

      Here’s what I don’t get: if the demons and witches are so intent on cursing us, wouldn’t it make more sense to curse the candy that we consume the rest of the year?!?!?!  Given that these supposed witches and demons are too dumb to figure that one out, I’m not going to worry about their candy curses.

      Oh, and if you’re interested in checking out a blog I wrote about why Christians should celebrate Halloween, check it out here:

    4. Fred on Tue, November 03, 2009

      I remember when a church taught that you would get a demon from going to a movie theater. Now some people still won’t go to a theater to see a movie but they sit at home and watch it on a 50 inch TV.

      Oh yeah, and a demon will jump off a beer can on you. lol!

      I guess they can’t attach themselves to water pots full of wine.

    5. Peter Hamm on Wed, November 04, 2009

      I love all those made-up facts. They make people who are Christians look like total doofuses. I look enough like a doofus (look at my photo, for pete’s sake), I don’t need any help with that!

    6. David Buckham on Wed, November 04, 2009

      Peter for your sake (pete’s sake) I looked at your photo.  Nice Godin. 

      She forgot to mention the evil demon named Pumpkinhead that is on many people’s porches. 

      David Buckham

    7. Peter Hamm on Wed, November 04, 2009

      I had three of those Godins, now just one, (I’ve almost sold it, a Flat Five X in BEAUTIFUL shape) a number of times, but it’s just too cool). But I do NOT have that evil Pumpkinhead anywhere near my front porch, thank you very much!

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