Christian College Trains “Missionaries to Mega-Churches”
- Posted on September 21, 2007
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“Years ago I felt the call” stated John. “As I entered P.C.C. years ago I met new friends, many of whom felt the call to missions. Some of my friends went on to Africa, others to South America. I began to feel a burden for all of those lost souls out there that attend these liberal, apostate Baptist churches out there, you know the ones that use guitars in worship and don’t believe in the King James Bible. There’s no way that most these people can be saved. They need to hear the gospel.”
John is part of a larger plan of action conceived by Pensacola Christian College over a decade ago. The plan involves training men and women to be secret missionaries to “mega churches” throughout the United States. Students are trained to learn how to become involved in the churches, how not to appear offended with the New International Version is read, how to endure contemporary music, and other liberal tendencies.
“If the student follows his or her training well, no one will even know why he or she is there at the church” stated Dr. Michael Keaton, head of the Biblical Studies department at P.C.C. “Their goal is to get involved and to, as quickly as possible, gain a teaching position so that they can spread the true gospel throughout the so-called church.”
TomintheBox Reports: It is a typical Sunday morning for a man we will call John. He wakes up early, spends some time reading his Bible over a cup of coffee, prays, and then gets ready to go to church. Only for John, "going to church" doesn't mean the same thing as it does for everyone else who will be going there on this Sunday morning. About a year ago John joined a rather well known and a rather large Southern Baptist church in the Memphis area, but for John the decision to join had little if nothing to do with his desire to fellowship with other Christians and grow spiritually. For John joining the church had everything to do with evangelism and missions, evangelism and missions not outside of the church to the community, but inside of the church to its members.
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eric wright on Fri, September 21, 2007
And then one day, after a failed attempt on the pastor’s life, one of them is shot twice in the back, falls overboard the pastor’s yacht, and suffers amnesia. He then goes on a whirlwind search for his own identity while being chased by the PCC in order to recover their rogue agent.
Just the first thought that came into my mind.
PeteAtomic on Sat, October 06, 2007
“And then one day, after a failed attempt on the pastor’s life, one of them is shot twice in the back, falls overboard the pastor’s yacht, and suffers amnesia. He then goes on a whirlwind search for his own identity while being chased by the PCC in order to recover their rogue agent.
Just the first thought that came into my mind.”
LMAO!
Jan on Sat, October 06, 2007
My first thought was “What a waste of God’s money.”
Andy McAdams on Mon, October 08, 2007
This is a joke…right? “All those lost souls?” Why, because of drums and the NIV? Sad that people honestly might think that way. And to think that there are millions of “really lost souls” walking the streets everyday while PCC sends missionaries to “mega churches with drums?” Please, someone wake me up and tell me that this is just something that was in a bad dream that I just read.
Brian on Mon, October 08, 2007
Andy,
Yes, it’s a joke. The site referenced as the source is a satire site. Looks pretty funny, too!
Jan on Mon, October 08, 2007
oops didn’t catch that it was a
Friday thing…LOL
The sad thing is that it’s believable.
Kylee on Sun, February 03, 2008
Hi,
I was just doing a search for blogs about PCC when I came upon this. Nothing that they do surprises me anymore. I was not aware that they were doing this but I am not surprised. Have you noticed how that while leaving the Pensacola Airport to go home for the summmer and winter holidays that many staff member happened to travel that same day? Yep, spies they were. I didn’t care, I always changed into my evil jean.
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