The Funniest Joke in the World

Posted on October 20, 2009
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Really no correlation to church leadership or ministry here... but every now and then you just need a few minutes to laugh...

So... what's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

Todd

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CS on Tue, October 20, 2009

I had only one, “Ugly American Tourist,” moment on my mission to Europe this summer, and it was thanks to this very clip.

As my team and I had a layover in Frankfurt and were commenting on all of the German everywhere. We were joking about how some of the words looked totally unpronounceable, when I started recalling this story of, “The Funniest Joke in The World,” and the fake German within it. Then I mentioned how and how it took out the Nazis.

My team leader nudged me and said, “Pssst. We’re actually in Germany, you know. They don’t take too kindly to bringing up what happened about 70 years ago.”

D’oh! Ugly American!

Thanks, Monty Python.

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CS
Peter Hamm on Tue, October 20, 2009

I always like this one.

What’s the difference between a hippopotamus?

And then there’s the only funny knock knock joke.

Knock Knock—-Who’s there?
Interrupting cow—-Interrupting co—-MOOO!!!!!
CS on Tue, October 20, 2009

Peter:

You’ll probably get a kick out of these, then:

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

(Courtesy my youngest brother.)

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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

“Where’s my tractor?”

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CS
Peter Hamm on Tue, October 20, 2009

CS, SCARY funny!
Rev Eric on Wed, October 21, 2009

My favorite joke….

A pastor is giving a children’s message. To all the kids gathered around him in front of the church he says, “Kids I am thinking of something small and brown, has a bushy tail, climbs trees and hides nuts. What am I thinking of?” A little girl raises her hand and when called on excitedly says, “It sounds like a squirrel but I KNOW it’s Jesus!”

My go to in a pinch..
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?... He’s all right now!
JAN on Wed, October 21, 2009

We love this one. Every once in awhile my 17 year old son and I sit down and watch this one.
Thanks!