15 Signs Your Church Has Sold Out To Corporate Sponsors
Orginally published on Saturday, December 03, 2005 at 2:20 PM
by Todd Rhoades
Props to Ian’s Messy Desk for this one! 15. Nike "swoosh" on the cross 14. Communion now sponsored by Welch’s Grape Juice 13. In Christmas play, Joseph seen with a pack of Marlboros…
Statue of Mary seen holding keys to a Jeep
The 12 disciples replaced by Disney characters
Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench
Scripture verses brought to you by Microsoft
The holy water font has Perrier
Offering envelopes say, "Weekly expenses, $6,200, projection unit for Sunday School, $1,400, Basketball hoop for the gym, $250, regular tithing, priceless.
Handicap parking sponsored by the Family Medical Group, LLC
Bulletin has coupon section
Wednesday night suppers sponsored by KFC
Church bell chimes to the tune of the NBC chimes
Choir robes with the Lands' End logo on the front
Church flag football team sponsored by the NFL
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I love it when Christian folks take a little time to poke fun at their family members. It saves the “outsiders” from getting the first swipes and helps to dislodge the natural hubris that seems to afflict all of us. I tell my kids we need to learn to laugh at ourself; others are gonna do that anyway and we might as well join in since it’s more fun that way. (And I have a special place in my heart for good satire). Thanks!
I loved them man.. I am taking them to my pastor to read for Sundany
16. Church softball league sponcered by Redman
17. Church seats provided by Lazyboy
18. Prayer walking sponsered by Adidas
you might add to your list a coffee area featuring Starbucks.
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