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Emergent Pastors Join Forces to Introduce “The Kegulator”
Orginally published on Friday, March 16, 2007 at 6:00 AM
by Todd Rhoades
Duped the new "plug and chug" website, several Emergent Church leaders have put their heads together to form a new church resource called "The Kegulator". "Never again will any emergent leader wonder how much beer they need to evangelize the lost and disciple the saved," bragged emergent pastor Greg Hines of Relevant 221 Church in San Barbarino, CA. "It's a simple plug and play website. Just enter your total attendance, how many people will be drinking; and The Kegulator will estimate how many kegs you'll need for your event. It will even calculate your spillage rate..."
PS—for those of you who will get upset at this or think it is real… well, it is a real website; but it has nothing to do with any emerging church leaders. Nothing whatsoever. And don’t even think about asking my how I found out about the website in the first place.
Todd
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Posted by Leonard
Friday, March 16, 2007 at 8:12 AM
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Friday, March 16, 2007 at 8:55 AM
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Posted by Randy Ehle
Friday, March 16, 2007 at 2:49 PM
Post Your Comments:We have one of these for grape juice at communion. They work great.
Hey Todd? “And don’t even think about asking my how I found out about the website in the first place.”
What about asking YOU? I have no clue who “my” is........
How did you find out about the website in the second and third place too? And what is your obsession with drinking this week?? You’ve had at least two articles about it......
It’s Friday right??
Here’s what I’m learning from my Greek class: The shirt being worn by the ... um, usher? ... on the kegulator would be transliterated as “Dthss thphs shphrt mlks ms lththk grlt?” The screenprinter must have been somewhere between “drunk” and “hammered”.
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