Orginally published on Friday, February 02, 2007 at 8:00 AM
by Todd Rhoades
I just entered this morning... Roto Rooter is giving away the ultimate john. I mean this thing is loaded. It has a Dell Laptop, your own dual-sided magnification mirror, a resistive pedal exerciser, an iPod with speakers, a 20 inch flat screen tv, a personalized fan, an x-box 360, a beverage cooler-warmer plate; and a refrigrerator. It even has a beer tap (not recommended for Baptist pastors). Here's a larger picture...
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I can almost hear church people now. “Oh great, now the pastor will never get out and do visitation.”
I’m really diggin’ the megaphone… Can someone explain that one to me?
That’s in case you need to ask someone for more toilet paper…
I just ordered mine...perfect for Super Bowl Sunday.
I would get it if it had a Mac instead of a Dell.
Dell would be OK for me...but the Bible software would have to be KJV only. Ah hum!
I’m not sure which one makes you more of a heretic, Andy.
Probably the KJV software
My wife and I have the his and hers version and mine is the deluxe model with heated water and a seat warmer. Very nice
Wow, I’m getting some bad images here! I think I may need some counseling .....
What? no digital readout on the number of TP sheets remaining? No automatic reordering of the cooler contents? I’m waiting for the 2008 model…
Is there a model in Mossy Oak camo? If so, does it have a portable reloading bench and fly tying vise? Can I get the optional Gore-Tex seat cover? Ooooh! Oooooh! I forgot, what about the video projector so I can review my notes [and watch the S***** B*** Game this Sunday!].
Oh my. Oh my. And about no beer tap for the Baptist........
{walks away whistling}
We need study too
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