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How Metrosexual is Your Worship Leader?

Orginally published on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:42 AM
by Todd Rhoades

Here's a pretty funny post that will help you find out how 'metrosexual' your worship leader is. What is a metrosexual? Well, it is defined as a 'heterosexual man with a strong concern for their appearance.' Here are some questions on the worship leader metrosexual test:

Has more product in his hair than your wife = +1

Has Rob Bell, black rimmed glasses = +1

Has a goatee = +2

Has a haircut that covers one of his eyes while singing = +1

Named his kid after a color or a number = +2

There’s a big long list you can check out here. As a former worship leader who was never even remotely metrosexual, I found it kinda fun and amusing.

How did you score?

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There are 14 Comments:

Posted by Josh Montague

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:46 AM

Yeah, but 1998 SE Michigan metro is definitely differentiated from 2008 Atlanta metro. You were all over the Norwegian punk bands.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:19 AM

I love SCL!! Very funny!
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:25 AM

Great laugh although the list fit my pastor more than myself. (I’m a woman). However, he did do a female worship leader quiz that was just as hilarious. Here’s the link:

http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com/2008/06/283-lady-worship-leader.html

Have fun!
Posted by Dustin

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:53 AM

My score: 14
Would this qualify me as a lukewarm metro!? That would be disastrous.
Posted by bishopdave

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:15 AM

I only buy Wranglers. But I guess you guys knew that already.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:56 AM

How embarrassing… I scored a 56! My wife keeps making fun of me for it.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:28 PM

#28...I have the flannel shirt but it’s green and black...does that count?
Also, I have a goatee but I also have a chainsaw and know how to use it. Does that count as non-metro “man points” or do they just cancel each other out?
Posted by Adam Herod

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:42 PM

15 for me. Very funny stuff. I know my Sr. High worship leaders would’ve made up a ton of ground with “white belts and lady jeans” over my over 30 soul patch.
Posted by Peter Hamm

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:20 PM

I lost enough hair that I can never be metro again.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:14 PM

I took the chick one posted by Lori. Thanks for the laugh!
Guess I’m a cross between The Cure and the Contempohip.

What a hoot, cause it kind of DOES fit!
Posted by jimmy

Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 6:20 PM

I got 34. Kind of ashamed of myself. I LOVE hymns, but the visible tattoos and multiple pairs of Pumas put me up there.
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