MondayMorningInsight.com > “I will not be happy until I see John MacArthur slain in the Spirit…”

HOME | CONTRIBUTE A STORY! | ABOUT MMI | CATEGORIES OF INTEREST | CONTACT ME

“I will not be happy until I see John MacArthur slain in the Spirit…”

Orginally published on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 6:55 AM
by Todd Rhoades

I knew it! I KNEW that all those endless nights (and days) watching TBN would pay off! You can tell in this clip that Paul Crouch has a real man love kinda thing for John MacArthur. It seems like he's thought about this alot:

The rapture is truly near if John MacArthur ever speaks in tongues. For the time being, I enjoy watching this clip, and just imagining John's face instead of the one that's there. Hey... it could happen.

This post has been viewed 550 times so far.

There are 17 Comments:

Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 7:39 AM

And yet, strangely enough, I could almost hear MacArthur say, “I will not be happy until I see Paul Crouch repent of his nonsense and errancy.”

And that Benny Hinn thing always gets me laughing. I like the analysis that, “The Chaser’s War on Everything,” did about him. “It’s amazing. The way you can heal anything from cancer to diabetes is by just knocking someone over.”

--
CS
Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 8:15 AM

The cable company in Baton Rouge removed TBN from basic cable subscription about a year ago (praise God!) so it has been a while since I have seen Paul Crouch. He is looking bad! Unless Paul and all his brothers of false teaching repent, they will not see John MacArthur in heaven. It is truly sad to witness deception this deep.
Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 8:47 AM

wow Katrina do you own a bible? I wonder how much of your teaching is false? or at least scewed by experiencial theology.
TBN can be weird sure, so can MacArthurs take on the scripture, and his pointed attacks on anyone that doesnt have his particular doctrine biblically.
Posted by Todd Rhoades

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 8:57 AM

Wow. Again people… lighten up! It’s Friday, for crying out loud!

Todd
Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:02 AM

Paul and Jan Crouch are building a 5 million dollar mansion in Newport Beach California.

Yet as I saw on TBN the other night “Praise-a-thon, their fundraising pitch is in full swing.

Of course if your grandmother doesn’t fork over the cash THEY can’t continue to be on the air to ask for more money… and your grandmother won’t recieve blessings.

The say it never rains in Southern California.

Apparently it’s raining money.
Posted by David Huff

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:03 AM

Todd, thanks for all the time and effort you put into your site. It always seems to brighten my day. And I agree wholeheartedly, lighen up! It’s Friday, for crying out loud!
Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:19 AM

Okay, so what would be the top lines from famous preachers today?

Joel Osteen - I will not be happy until… ah shucks, who am I kidding I will always be happy and you should be too.

Joyce Meyer - I will not be happy until I can sing how I love my precious Jesus with Mark Driscoll and then preach to him.

Try it, it is fun
Posted by Derek Vreeland

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:41 AM

Leonard,

LOL

Derek

P.S. I am still laughing!
Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:43 AM

Leonard:

That’s a good meme to try! I’ll give it a shot:

Todd Bentley - I will not be happy until I can boot you in the head so you receive the Holy Ghost.

Rick Warren - I will not be happy until everyone knows their Purpose-Driven (TM) SHAPE (TM) to give them purpose in life and purpose purpose purpose purpose…

Paula White - I will not be happy until my diamond-encrusted watch tells me its time to get on my private plane to see my pilates instructor.

Steven Furtick - I will not be happy until my stylist gets done changing my hair blond and my fashion jeans get dry-cleaned.

Here’s the Chasers clip for additional funny, by the way (pardon any crass language): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U7DwUPv418

--
CS
Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:58 AM

Now CS, you are going to have to go back and see the way this is done. Not mocking one person but you have to include two… Like this

Ingrid - I will not be happy until I can hear Rick Warren admit he had to ask for directions…

now you try
Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:32 AM

Leonard:

“Now CS, you are going to have to go back and see the way this is done. Not mocking one person but you have to include two… “

“Joel Osteen - I will not be happy until… ah shucks, who am I kidding I will always be happy and you should be too.”

Sorry, you fail your own test. YHL. YHBT. HAND. =)

--
CS
Posted by Josh Hatcher

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:37 AM

John Calvin - I will not be happy until I get to heaven and ask this guy what the heck he was talking about, ‘cuz I still don’t get him.

Martin Luther - I will not be happy till Martin Luther and I can make fun of the pope together on the other side of the pearly gates.

Alice Cooper - I will not be happy until God leads him to make another cool christian themed album with a comic book.

Jan Crouch - I will not be happy until she actually stops looking like a pink cupcake.

George Foreman - I will not be happy until he makes me a burger with his grill that actually tastes good.
Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 11:22 AM

Brian Mclaren -

“ I will not be happy until people blindly accept me as a musician… just like they blindly accept me as a pastor.”

Rob Bell -

“I will not be happy....happy… happiness.... happiness. Happiness is like a backyard ... with a trampoline.... trampolines have springs.... spring IS happiness. I need to call my publisher.”
Posted by Peter Hamm

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 12:06 PM

jud,

The Rob Bell comment has me rolling on the floor --er… my trampoline…
Posted by Brian L.

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 12:50 PM

Note to Paul:

Don’t hold your breathe, dude…
Posted by

Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:15 PM

John Piper will not be happy until all of our happiness is in God who is most glorifed in us because we are most satisfied in him…

...that is fun
Posted by Kevin Bussey

Saturday, April 04, 2009 at 9:54 AM

That was great! Thanks Todd.

Page 1 of 1 pages

Post Your Comments:

Hi... I'm Todd Rhoades. I'm a Christ-follower, husband, father and I love to connect leaders with other leaders. Hopefully you'll find something here at MMI you like and will return often. If you want, you can find out more about me or follow my every step on Twitter.