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Pat Robertson Declares Himself Winner of 2008 Presidential Election
Tominthebox.com reports: "In a bold statement that has upset many the Reverend Pat Robertson, founder of the 700 Club and the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN), has claimed victory in the 2008 Presidential election. "Today, I would like to formally announce that I will win, and therefore have won, the election." Said Robertson at a press conference. "The people have spoken."
During the press conference Robertson, speaking in the past tense, gave a detailed account of how he had received the Republican nomination unanimously, “destroyed” Democratic opponent Jonathan Edwards in two live debates, and finally won the election with 67% of the popular vote and a majority of the votes from the electoral college.
“God told me that I was going to be elected to the office of President of the United States. There’s no stopping it.”
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I'm Todd Rhoades... the MMI guy. I'm also on the team at Leadership Network (although that doesn't mean that they endorse everything I write here). In my past life, I was the founder and developer of a website named ChurchStaffing.com.
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Posted by RevJeff
Friday, April 20, 2007 at 11:29 AM
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Posted by reGeN
Friday, April 20, 2007 at 8:38 PM
Post Your Comments:“Now send me a thousand dollar campaign contribution and God will bless you too.”
oh dear....he looks constipated in that pic, lol...i guess those vitamins are biting him back…
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