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    HUMOR:  Church Complaint (Dance Version)

    Listen to the phone complaint here...

    Now, here's the "dance re-mix" of the complaint (Mistake #2:  having someone on your staff with too much time on their hands)

    Listen to the dance re=mix here...

    Thanks to for this lead!

    Some people have too much time on their hands.  This one is right up there with Blake Bergstrom’s "Pitching his Tents". Here is a phone call of a church visitor who didn’t like a certain member of the praise team.  (Mistake #1:  leaving your criticism on the church answering machine)


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    1. rob on Mon, December 19, 2005

      I agree with others…that was TOO funny! I wish I could have heard the panning right to left, but the right speaker is on the fritz in our little sanctuary. I’m the new worship leader here, and I used to be in the caller’s shoes…obviously there are certain things we should never do in our dances (especially ones that are coreographed), but we all must wonder how much “butt-wiggling” David did as he brought back the ark…

      This was one truly HILARIOUS dance remix…I think I will be wiggling my butt “back and forth, side to side” all night. I might have to let my Pastor hear this one. We all need to have a lighthearted response to those who criticize, rather than letting it get us down all the time. Again, thanks for the laugh!


    2. Gary on Sun, February 26, 2006

      This was very funny.  I am new at this and is has started off with a good laugh.

    3. Scott on Sun, April 16, 2006

      LOL. Obviously none of you people have gone to a Black Congregation. They certainly don’t sit still nor are they afraid to move their butts. Big deal. It always amuses me to listen to folks complain about ‘dancing’ as though it’s a mortal sin. Lighten up. Move in the spirit and rejoice.

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