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    Pat Robertson Declares Himself Winner of 2008 Presidential Election

    During the press conference Robertson, speaking in the past tense, gave a detailed account of how he had received the Republican nomination unanimously, “destroyed” Democratic opponent Jonathan Edwards in two live debates, and finally won the election with 67% of the popular vote and a majority of the votes from the electoral college.

    “God told me that I was going to be elected to the office of President of the United States. There’s no stopping it.”

    Read more here... reports: "In a bold statement that has upset many the Reverend Pat Robertson, founder of the 700 Club and the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN), has claimed victory in the 2008 Presidential election. "Today, I would like to formally announce that I will win, and therefore have won, the election." Said Robertson at a press conference. "The people have spoken."


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    1. RevJeff on Fri, April 20, 2007

      “Now send me a thousand dollar campaign contribution and God will bless you too.”

    2. reGeN on Fri, April 20, 2007

      oh dear….he looks constipated in that pic, lol…i guess those vitamins are biting him back…

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