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    How Metrosexual is Your Worship Leader?

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    There’s a big long list you can check out here. As a former worship leader who was never even remotely metrosexual, I found it kinda fun and amusing.

    How did you score?

    Here's a pretty funny post that will help you find out how 'metrosexual' your worship leader is. What is a metrosexual? Well, it is defined as a 'heterosexual man with a strong concern for their appearance.' Here are some questions on the worship leader metrosexual test:

    Has more product in his hair than your wife = +1

    Has Rob Bell, black rimmed glasses = +1

    Has a goatee = +2

    Has a haircut that covers one of his eyes while singing = +1

    Named his kid after a color or a number = +2

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    1. Josh Montague on Wed, June 11, 2008

      Yeah, but 1998 SE Michigan metro is definitely differentiated from 2008 Atlanta metro.  You were all over the Norwegian punk bands.

    2. Nora on Wed, June 11, 2008

      I love SCL!!  Very funny!

    3. Lori on Wed, June 11, 2008

      Great laugh although the list fit my pastor more than myself.  (I’m a woman).  However, he did do a female worship leader quiz that was just as hilarious.  Here’s the link:


      http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com/2008/06/283-lady-worship-leader.html


      Have fun!

    4. Dustin on Wed, June 11, 2008

      My score: 14


      Would this qualify me as a lukewarm metro!? That would be disastrous.

    5. bishopdave on Wed, June 11, 2008

      I only buy Wranglers. But I guess you guys knew that already.

    6. Tommy O'Keefe on Wed, June 11, 2008

      How embarrassing… I scored a 56! My wife keeps making fun of me for it.

    7. Eric on Wed, June 11, 2008

      #28…I have the flannel shirt but it’s green and black…does that count?


      Also, I have a goatee but I also have a chainsaw and know how to use it.  Does that count as non-metro “man points” or do they just cancel each other out?

    8. Adam Herod on Wed, June 11, 2008

      15 for me. Very funny stuff. I know my Sr. High worship leaders would’ve made up a ton of ground with “white belts and lady jeans” over my over 30 soul patch.

    9. Peter Hamm on Wed, June 11, 2008

      I lost enough hair that I can never be metro again.

    10. Jan on Wed, June 11, 2008

      I took the chick one posted by Lori.  Thanks for the laugh!


      Guess I’m a cross between The Cure and the Contempohip.


      What a hoot, cause it kind of DOES fit!

    11. jimmy on Thu, June 12, 2008

      I got 34.  Kind of ashamed of myself.  I LOVE hymns, but the visible tattoos and multiple pairs of Pumas put me up there.

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