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    Is This Guy for Real?

    Sorry for the lack up posts today. My ISP has been doing some adjustments or something (a nice way to say that I've had no internet access on my main computer this morning). So... anyway, since time is short today, I'll leave you with this guy. Has anyone ever heard of Pastor Kerney Thomas? This is one of the more bizarre things I've seen for a while. Check it out...


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    1. Sid Emory on Tue, July 01, 2008

      This guy seems NOOOOORRRMMMAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! to me MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    2. Mike Utech on Tue, July 01, 2008

      “I command you, come out of him and never enter him again.”

    3. jud on Tue, July 01, 2008

      He sounds like a really hopped up crow.

    4. bishopdave on Tue, July 01, 2008

      Uhm…Jud,....what do you mean by “crow”?

    5. Peter Hamm on Tue, July 01, 2008

      Mommy, make the scary bad man go away…

    6. CS on Tue, July 01, 2008

      I think he was trying to preach to my dog with that pitch.  Or maybe he was trying to duplicate a Mariah Carey song.  Hard to tell…


    7. iggy on Tue, July 01, 2008

      Why is it every time he says, “God” he sounds like it hurts!

      This was insanely funny!


    8. John Carlson on Tue, July 01, 2008

      I personally liked “Personal Prayer Packets!!!” Kind of reminds me of the ROTC character Neidermeyer in Animal House yelling “Pledge Pins!”

    9. Derek on Tue, July 01, 2008

      Funny stuff.

      I have never heard of this guy, but the bio on his website ( says he was conceived while his parents were using birth control, a strangely awkward bit of personal history. Ha!


    10. jud on Tue, July 01, 2008


      Just saying the way he says “god” sounds like the noise a crow makes… with more enthusiasm.

    11. Eric Joppa on Tue, July 01, 2008

      WOW. And we wonder why christians have a bad reputation and little credibility. I personally feel awful for the people actually dumb or desperate enough to call in. Every time he spoke in “tongues” they kept saying “Hallelujah!”

      I laughed until I cried…And I cried out of sorrow.


    12. utech on Tue, July 01, 2008

      I don’t understand why he screams ‘god’ every time until he takes The Lords name in vain, he says it normally.

    13. bishopdave on Tue, July 01, 2008

      Jud, thanks, wasn’t sure if you were referring to what a rooster does or what. Thaks,

    14. Kmoch on Tue, July 01, 2008

      I had my first run in with ol’ Pastor Thomas on YouTube a few months back.  Anytime I see a video intitled “Screaming Farting Preacher” my inner-middle schooler takes over and I can’t resist.  But don’t worry, I am far too mature to post this address:

    15. Anthony Leroy Trask on Tue, July 01, 2008

      OH MAN! THat was funny! I thought that a big black raven was going to hop onto his shoulder and say,” AAAaaaah! Ever more!” He needs to be careful or he’s going to pull something! It would have been sweet if two kung fu mercenaries would have jumped out from behind the chair and challenged him to a death match: “Waaaaa! Heeeyaaa! Come Here! Get Over Here! Heey-uu-ken! Yaaaaaa!”

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