Orginally published on Friday, March 07, 2008 at 8:35 AM
by Todd Rhoades
According to the Holy Observer, the owners and users of BibleGateway.com have fallen victim to one hacker's malicious and deceptive onslaught. The attack involved breaking into BibleGateway.com's computers and switching the online versions of the King James Bible and the Amplified Bible. The results of this assault echoed through sanctuaries and chapels all across the nation. From Sunday at 1:28 AM till Tuesday at 7:39 PM anyone at BibleGateway.com who looked up passages in the King James Version of the Bible was actually presented with passages from the Amplified Bible (and vice versa). It wasn't until BibleGateway.com's feedback center was bombarded with thousands of complaints that they looked into and resolved the issue. Compliments were also submitted.
Barbara Hamburg, one of the site’s support specialists recalls, “At first we were confused. I mean, the complaints were very confusing, like, ‘Your KJV sucks!’ and ‘What foul-mouthed blasphemer wrote your Bibles?’ So for a couple of days we just responded with our standard ‘Just trust in the Lord and pray—everything will work out for good!’ That usually does the trick.”
Unfortunately, for some users who were slightly less observant, passages from these mislabeled Bible versions made their way into PowerPoint slides and sermon notes all across the country. One of the more controversial debacles occurred at the American Fundamental Baptist Association National Conference on July 12th, where pastor and co-chair of the AFBA Jimmy Rainford accidentally quoted and displayed a verse from the Amplified Bible instead of his authorized KJV on three 20-foot screens during an evening sermon. More than 11,000 of the 13,000 appalled attendees walked out of the stadium while over 100 attending pastors’ wives fainted in their dismay.
Rainford explains, “I was up very late on little sleep Friday night gathering God’s word for my sermon slides. I must’ve been too tired to notice the devil’s foothold pulling me down into the demonic realm of blasphemy. The screen said it was the KJV, but evil can creep in very subtly!”
Some of Rainford’s cohorts, while horrified by the mix-up, are surprised that he of all people could let this slip by. Pastor Dale Embrook, another speaker at the conference, explains, “Good mercy, there was nothing subtle about the toxin that was spewing from his mouth! How Satan was able to deceive him on such a simple verse, I do not know.”
You can read more here at The Holy Observer...
This post has been viewed 1746 times so far.
There are 35 Comments:

![]()
-
Posted by Courtney
Friday, March 07, 2008 at 9:05 AM
-
Posted by
Friday, March 07, 2008 at 3:28 PM
-
Posted by
Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 9:20 PM
-
Posted by
Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 9:46 PM
-
Posted by
Friday, March 21, 2008 at 8:55 AM
-
Posted by Peter Hamm
Friday, March 21, 2008 at 9:17 AM
-
Posted by Courtney
Friday, March 21, 2008 at 9:28 AM
-
Posted by
Friday, March 21, 2008 at 10:40 AM
-
Posted by
Friday, March 21, 2008 at 1:47 PM
-
Posted by
Friday, March 21, 2008 at 2:02 PM
-
Posted by Peter Hamm
Friday, March 21, 2008 at 2:47 PM
-
Posted by
Friday, March 21, 2008 at 5:57 PM
-
Posted by
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 3:50 AM
-
Posted by
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 12:20 AM
-
Posted by
Monday, August 18, 2008 at 2:55 AM
-
Posted by
Saturday, August 30, 2008 at 6:17 AM
-
Posted by ruru
Tuesday, September 02, 2008 at 7:08 AM
-
Posted by ruru
Tuesday, September 02, 2008 at 7:09 AM
-
Posted by ruru
Tuesday, September 02, 2008 at 7:11 AM
-
Posted by
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 7:12 AM
-
Posted by
Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 1:23 AM
-
Posted by ucca
Saturday, September 27, 2008 at 12:24 AM
-
Posted by ucca
Saturday, September 27, 2008 at 12:26 AM
-
Posted by
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 3:54 AM
-
Posted by
Monday, October 06, 2008 at 3:43 AM
Post Your Comments:I think the Holy Observer is far more fun than The Onion!
Before moving up north, I would have thought (after reading this) that this was a joke. Surely no one can be so light-headed as to think that a Bible authorized by a king in the 17th Century, using Old English, could be the same text that Jesus used and spoke during the 1st Century. The quotes in this article come from people who actually believe that other translations that are far more accurate to the original Greek, Aramaic, and Hebrew are Satan-employed.
I can understand one’s preference for the poetic language of the KJV but to still hold onto such laughable beliefs after this much time and scholarly, Christian study into the Holy Scriptures seems a bit sad. After living in TN. for these three years I can see how deeply rooted such problems are in the minds of KJV enthusiasts. I personally believe that we should worship not the book of the Bible but the God portrayed in that Bible, who became flesh in Jesus. When our focus is there we are able to actually see the different voices/opinions of those who wrote our Bible (through the inspiration of the Holy Spirit) and can learn the lessons that God has intended for us.
i have three bibles the kjv, the amp. and the niv. oh i have four the nlb. i find it very helpful in studying, i ask my pastor one sunday to read from the nlb, he did and the people were kind of shoked by what it said, every one went and baught a nlb bible, it was so plain you could not not understand it.
I know what you mean, I have several versions as well. I have, on occasion, found verses in the NLT to take a different tack than other versions and was initially skeptical. Now that I’m in seminary and have a Greek NT I try to check questionable material against the ‘original’ before discounting what is said. This article really points out in a humorous way how people can get caught up in senseless controversy and miss what is literally right before their eyes. Hopefully those numbers are dropping though.
david in your greek nt, what does it say in colossians 1:18 i sure would like to know, or is it the same in the kjv. thanks. i got to get me a greek nt.
deaubry,
As someone who has a basic understanding of Greek, I can tell you this. The work that has been done on translations recently is so excellent that you don’t actually need a greek NT. It’s great to learn to read it, don’t get me wrong, but you won’t get “missing meaning” that will make a difference in your life like some think you might.
I’m a NLT user now, almost exclusively, myself. I find it is great. I do, however, recommend ditching your Amplified Bible. It often amplifies meanings that aren’t actually implied, and causes more confusion than anything else. I know of several very top Greek scholars who feel the same way. It’s hard to read and doesn’t actually help you live any. Stick with NLT, imho.
Are we still missing that the website this news came from is all a PARODY website? The story is entirely made up. Check the source: http://www.holyobserver.com/
peter, what i want to know is this, and please dont think i,m crazy for asking. DID JESUS GO TO HELL WHEN HE DIED,AND WAS HE REBORN LIKE WE ARE, BUT HE WAS THE FIRST, I KNOW HE WAS NOT THE FIRST TO BE RAISED FROM THE DEAD, WAS HE SEPERATED FROM GOD FOR A TIME , HE DID TAKE OUR SINS ON HIS OWN BODY, WAS HE SPIRITUALLY DEAD, HE TOOK OUR PLACE, DID HE GO THROUGH THE WHOLE THING THAT WE WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH. i hope i am making sence. i sure would like to know because i have always believed this., i told this to a preacher once and he said i was evil for thinking such a thing. i told him that i believed that the holy spirit went into hell to get him out and the man liked to have fainted, he called me some pretty bad names, well i just thought that is how it was.please let me know.
Courtney, I think we all know that the articles are parody’s but a parody - by definition - is a hyperbole, or exaggeration, of a distinguishable truth for the purpose of making point. That’s what the site seeks to do. We need church leaders that talk about personal prejudices, laugh at our inadaquacies, and suffice to lead others into relationship with Jesus without tacking on our personal convictions. The purpose is to prompt discussion, which it has done. Thanks for the comment!
Deaubry, the KJV is a translation of the original Greek so, yes, they say the same thing. Here’s a little break-down as I understand those which I have read:
KJV - translation is very poetic, Old English, 16th Century;
NIV - More current translation, line-by-line translation;
NASB - Word-for-word translation in modern vernacular;
NRSV - Word-for-word translation from ecumenical scholars, tries to stay free of denominational, religious bias;
NLT - Thought-for-thought translation, most readable but misses out on some of the particulars, if that interests you.
I hope that helps a little.
deaubry,
Too many questions for the internet. You need to ask these questions of a pastor. If a pastor thinks you’re evil just for asking questions, I humbly suggest finding a new pastor. Questions aren’t evil.
it was not my pastor, but another preacher in a group just talking about jesus and what he did for us.
FX 初心者
FX 口座開設
FX 初心者
包茎
薄毛
住宅ローン
外為どっとコム
外為どっとコム
FX 比較
レーシック 眼科体験談
レーシック 失敗
外国為替証拠金取引
消費者金融 比較
FX
薬剤師 転職
薬剤師 求人
外為どっとコム
FXプライム
外為オンライン
FXオンラインジャパン
フォーランドオンライン
サイバーエージェント FX
FXトレーディングシステムズ
<a href=http://homepage3.nifty.com/kimonokoubousakura/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://www.waterforlife.jp/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://www.atenza-blog.jp/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://www.msg-web.jp/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://www.ruyi-garden.jp/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://www.doggiedelights.biz/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://www.tormented-soul.org/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a> <a href=http://beautiful-bee.whitesnow.jp/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://saitasaita.littlestar.jp/FX/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://saihoumishouryu.jp/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://rushian.himegimi.jp/fx/index.html>これからはじめる FX</a><a href=http://homepage3.nifty.com/kimonokoubousakura/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a><a href=http://www.waterforlife.jp/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a><a href=http://www.atenza-blog.jp/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a><a href=http://www.msg-web.jp/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a><a href=http://www.ruyi-garden.jp/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a><a href=http://www.doggiedelights.biz/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a><a href=http://www.tormented-soul.org/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a> <a href=http://beautiful-bee.whitesnow.jp/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a><a href=http://saitasaita.littlestar.jp/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a><a href=http://saihoumishouryu.jp/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a><a href=http://rushian.himegimi.jp/biyou/index.html>ダイエット 美容 健康</a>
http://homepage3.nifty.com/kimonokoubousakura/fx/index.htmlhttp://www.waterforlife.jp/fx/index.htmlhttp://www.atenza-blog.jp/fx/index.htmlhttp://www.msg-web.jp/fx/index.htmlhttp://www.ruyi-garden.jp/fx/index.htmlhttp://www.doggiedelights.biz/fx/index.htmlhttp://www.tormented-soul.org/fx/index.htmlhttp://beautiful-bee.whitesnow.jp/fx/index.htmlhttp://saitasaita.littlestar.jp/FX/index.htmlhttp://saihoumishouryu.jp/fx/index.htmlhttp://rushian.himegimi.jp/fx/index.htmlhttp://homepage3.nifty.com/kimonokoubousakura/biyou/index.htmlhttp://www.waterforlife.jp/biyou/index.htmlhttp://www.atenza-blog.jp/biyou/index.htmlhttp://www.msg-web.jp/biyou/index.htmlhttp://www.ruyi-garden.jp/biyou/index.htmlhttp://www.tormented-soul.org/biyou/index.htmlhttp://beautiful-bee.whitesnow.jp/biyou/index.htmlhttp://saitasaita.littlestar.jp/biyou/index.htmlhttp://saihoumishouryu.jp/biyou/index.htmlhttp://rushian.himegimi.jp/biyou/index.html
これからはじめる FXこれからはじめる FXこれからはじめる FXこれからはじめる FXこれからはじめる FXこれからはじめる FXこれからはじめる FXこれからはじめる FXこれからはじめる FXこれからはじめる FX
これからはじめる FXダイエット 美容 健康ダイエット 美容 健康
ダイエット 美容 健康ダイエット 美容 健康ダイエット 美容 健康ダイエット 美容 健康ダイエット 美容 健康ダイエット 美容 健康ダイエット 美容 健康ダイエット 美容 健康
ダイエット 美容 健康
レーシック 失敗
FX スワップ
FX 比較 スプレッド
バイク 出張買取査定
バイク王
アクサダイレクト 自動車保険
エクササイズ DVD
占い師テレビ
IP電話 比較
ホスティングサービス 比較
レンタルDVD ネット
レーシック 費用
自動車 査定
カービュー
外国為替証拠金取引
エステティックサロン
外為どっとコム
マネーパートナーズ
お金を借りる
FX 会社
くりっく365
クレジットカード 年会費無料
エルセーヌ
カードローン
<a href=http://ucca.gonna.jp/fx>FX レバレッジ</a>
<a href=http://masana.cutegirl.jp/fx>FXの始め方</a>
<a href=http://ucca.gonna.jp/gel>クレンジング</a>
<a href=http://masana.cutegirl.jp/kyusai>キューサイのヒアルロン酸</a>
<a href=http://cardigan.bambina.jp/fx>FX口座開設</a>
<a href=http://ucca.gonna.jp/futae>二重まぶた</a>
<a href=http://masana.cutegirl.jp/futomomo>セルライト</a>
<a href=http://cardigan.bambina.jp/eigo>英語のアルバイト</a>
<a href=http://ucca.gonna.jp/deni>デニムレギンス 通販</a>
<a href=http://masana.cutegirl.jp/kogao>小顔 なりたい</a>
<a href=http://cardigan.bambina.jp/datsumo>脱毛</a>
<a href=http://ucca.gonna.jp/ingni>INGNI</a>
<a href=http://masana.cutegirl.jp/kuma>目のくま 解消</a>
<a href=http://cardigan.bambina.jp/ocha>デトックスティー</a>
<a href=http://ucca.gonna.jp>北の仔ども</a>
<a href=http://masana.cutegirl.jp/i_megumi>めぐちゃんLand</a>
<a href=http://cardigan.bambina.jp>Photo Style</a>
FX レバレッジ
FXの始め方
クレンジング
キューサイのヒアルロン酸
FX口座開設
二重まぶた
セルライト
英語のアルバイト
デニムレギンス 通販
小顔 なりたい
脱毛
INGNI
目のくま 解消
デトックスティー
北の仔ども
めぐちゃんLand
Photo Style
ナショナル 洗濯機 ドラム式
栗ごはんのレシピ
コアリズム体操
氷食症
履歴書の書き方 転職
七五三
LUSH 石鹸
松尾ジンギスカン
メガホイール 東芝
マイクロダイエット 効果
ヒマラヤ岩塩 入浴剤
ナショナル 洗濯機 ドラム式
コアリズム体操
氷食症
履歴書の書き方 転職
LUSH 石鹸
松尾ジンギスカン
メガホイール 東芝
マイクロダイエット 効果
ヒマラヤ岩塩 入浴剤
朝バナナダイエット
鮫の軟骨
薬用凌駕 育毛剤
ミルグローの効果
薬剤師
Page 1 of 2 pages
1 2 >