Orginally published on Tuesday, July 01, 2008 at 9:11 AM
by Todd Rhoades
Sorry for the lack up posts today. My ISP has been doing some adjustments or something (a nice way to say that I've had no internet access on my main computer this morning). So... anyway, since time is short today, I'll leave you with this guy. Has anyone ever heard of Pastor Kerney Thomas? This is one of the more bizarre things I've seen for a while. Check it out...
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Tuesday, July 08, 2008 at 8:56 AM
Post Your Comments:This guy seems NOOOOORRRMMMAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! to me MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
“I command you, come out of him and never enter him again.”
He sounds like a really hopped up crow.
Uhm...Jud,....what do you mean by “crow”?
Mommy, make the scary bad man go away…
I think he was trying to preach to my dog with that pitch. Or maybe he was trying to duplicate a Mariah Carey song. Hard to tell…
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CS
Why is it every time he says, “God” he sounds like it hurts!
This was insanely funny!
iggy
I personally liked “Personal Prayer Packets!!!” Kind of reminds me of the ROTC character Neidermeyer in Animal House yelling “Pledge Pins!”
Funny stuff.
I have never heard of this guy, but the bio on his website (http://www.kerneythomas.org/pastor.html) says he was conceived while his parents were using birth control, a strangely awkward bit of personal history. Ha!
Derek
bishopdave,
Just saying the way he says “god” sounds like the noise a crow makes… with more enthusiasm.
WOW. And we wonder why christians have a bad reputation and little credibility. I personally feel awful for the people actually dumb or desperate enough to call in. Every time he spoke in “tongues” they kept saying “Hallelujah!”
I laughed until I cried...And I cried out of sorrow.
-E
I don’t understand why he screams ‘god’ every time until he takes The Lords name in vain, he says it normally.
Jud, thanks, wasn’t sure if you were referring to what a rooster does or what. Thaks,
I had my first run in with ol’ Pastor Thomas on YouTube a few months back. Anytime I see a video intitled “Screaming Farting Preacher” my inner-middle schooler takes over and I can’t resist. But don’t worry, I am far too mature to post this address: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMbIElTpCjo
OH MAN! THat was funny! I thought that a big black raven was going to hop onto his shoulder and say,” AAAaaaah! Ever more!” He needs to be careful or he’s going to pull something! It would have been sweet if two kung fu mercenaries would have jumped out from behind the chair and challenged him to a death match: “Waaaaa! Heeeyaaa! Come Here! Get Over Here! Heey-uu-ken! Yaaaaaa!”
What if this bizarre display is nothing more than the fruit of this guy’s marketing and branding research? It looks like it has worked.
His vocal range is pretty incredible. This blog is sooooo awesome.
Did someone let a bird into the studio? Or did that guy just sit on a hot plate?
Something about this guy reminds me of Robert Tilton.
“Mommy, make the scary bad man go away…”
Okay Peter, that was REALLY funny.
I have to share this with someone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
was someone stabbing him with something in the back everytime he said God?
I recall something in the Third Commandment that might serve as a “word from the Spirit” to this dude.
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