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Signs Your Church People Aren’t Reading Their Bibles Enough

Orginally published on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 9:38 AM
by Todd Rhoades

10.  You announce the sermon is from Galatians ? and everyone checks the table of contents.  9.  They think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60’s.  8.  They open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out…

7.  Their favorite Old Testament patriarch is Hercules.

6.  A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in Psalms.

5.  They become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn?t listed in either the concordance or the table of contents.

4.  Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, they demand: ?Who gave you this stuff??

3.  They think the minor prophets worked in the quarries.

2.  They keep falling for it every time when you tell them to turn to First Condominiums.

1.  The kids keep asking too many questions about their usual bedtime story: ?Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors?

Needed something light for a Friday... smile

Todd


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