Careful, that’s good doctrine you’re mocking!  (:->)

Sadly, I know a few guys who would ‘Amen’ all through this, never knowing it was a joke.

We’re never gonna have revival in America till we get the men into the barber shops!

AMEN!

Preach it brother!

“Yes, the Biblical doctrine of hair as a test of Faith.  Shameful long haired men, sinful short haired women and sham haired preachers shall verily burn in Hell.”
“How many times does God have to say something before it is true?  Fundamentalists don’t make stupid mistakes.” Jerry Rubin lied about everything he ever said except for this one thing...”
“It’s not so much the length of the hair as it is the location and the direction of the hair...”

STOP, I’m drooling and can’t catch my breath.

I think (as I reflect) I need to repent.  Thank you so much “Dr. Upper G.I.” you have won back a brother who has strayed to baldness.

I love listening to him saying “amen” during the introduction. Is that really why you’re supposed to say “amen” when someone introduces you?

There is no way this guy is a legitimate radio preacher. This is someone playing a joke. Please God, let this be someone playing a joke.

You know, the more I listen to this, the more I think it might be a joke.

Especially about the lock of hair offered to those who send money to the ministry…

Brian

brian,

you think this might be a joke?

of course it’s a joke bro.

ml

Father forgive me for I have sinned. I am a shameful short-haired woman.

I am also so incredibly gullible I could swear this was true. What a great show!

So, if you regrow your own hair as a covering, is it still a sin? I didn’t write the bible, folks, but I think that’s what it says.

I agree with Brent - I know too many people who would Amen the whole thing. For the sake of argument, though, how would you “prove” that this “doctrine” is a joke? Don’t get me wrong, I know they take it too far with the losing salvation if you cover your hair and all, but the original verses are, in a strictly technical sense, biblical. How would you biblically show them that this is bunk?

G.I. Barber is Dr. J.O. Combs who is the provost of Louisana Baptist University.  This is just a joke.  He thinks it is funny that it is out on the internet.

This is a wonderfully hilarious spoof that I ran across years ago and lost my taped copy of it.  I am thrilled to find it again--especially since I have lost so much of my own hair since then!  However, I remember that a song went along with it on my taped copy “If Your Hair’s Too Long, You’ve Got Sin in Your Heart.” It is well worth the laugh if you can find it!

To answer John’s post of August 15--"If Your Hair’s Too Long, There’s Sin In Your Heart” is available on the “raptured disc” (CD) titled “Get Right Or Get Left” -by the hilarious group The Glory Bugles at http://www.glorybugles.com.

By the way, my wife wanted to send this message but refused to push the “Submit” button.