Orginally published on Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 9:17 AM
by Todd Rhoades
Eugene Cho gives a list of Christian books that haven't yet been written, and hopefully never will be. Some of these are really good. Here are my favorites:
Everyone Is Going To Hell Except Me - John MacArthur
There’s No ‘U’ in Ministry: A Woman’s Guide - Mark Driscoll
God’s Most Glorified When We’re Most Calvinified in Him, by John Piper
This Book Looks Longer Than It Really Is - Rob Bell
10 Keys To The 8 Steps To The 3 Paths To The 1 Way to God (TM) - Rick Warren
How to Fall in My Presence - Benny Hinn
Hippie Christianity for Ordinary Rednecks - Shane Claiborne
What other book titles can you come up with?
You can read more here at Eugene’s site...
Todd
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Really? Lumping Driscoll and Piper in with Benny Hinn? with Rob Bell? Shame on you.
Just for a little balance, how about…
How to preach for 15 minutes and not say anything - a Compilation of Liberal Preachers
Theological Political Correctness - a Guide to Dumbing Down Scripture to make everyone feel good
God is Most Glorified when We Wear Cool Glasses and Use Big Words - Brian McClaren
The Chief End of Man is to Be Relevant - Doug Pagit
Sex Sells, But A Ferreri Rocks! - Ed Young
@Max if you will follow the link to Eugene Cho’s blog, you will find that he did include lots of other people in the mix… in an attempt to be balanced and just have fun poking at everyone on every “side”. I think you may be taking it too seriously : )
How to preach a sermon without using the word “unpack”.
Joel Osteen’s Message titles for the next four weeks.
1. “God Loves you, No He Really Really Loves You and He has a Plan to Make You Successful” 2. “God Loves you, No He Really Really Loves You and He has a Plan to Make You Successful”
3. “God Loves you, No He Really Really Loves You and He has a Plan to Make You Successful”
4. “God Loves you, No He Really Really Loves You and He has a Plan to Make You Successful”
LOL We can be so cruel to each other - - but this IS funny! What about ...
“Don’t follow me I’m lost too” By John Maxwell
“I’m going to manipulate you on an emotional level and make you think you had a Spiritual Experience” - by Emerging Church planter
CLASSIC - Thank you to Eugene!
“Every Man’s Battle Part 2: Every Christian Male MUST struggle with pornography or lust and if you say you don’t you’re either lying or there’s something wrong with you” - by Smallmindedness
How about, “How to convince everyone that all megachurches are devoid of spiritual depth” by ‘False Prophet’ (or perhaps co-authored by ‘Misled Impressionable Pastor’)
What about:
“I’m The Only One Who Really Gets It” by Tony Campolo
Hilarious list of books. Good satire.
The Two Laws of Traveling with Guns: #1 Don’t Pack Gun In Carry On and #2 Forgive Me When I Forget #1 by John C. Maxwell
Wow really very great post and nice information you share here. Really very good information on books. I am actually great fan of indian books. But your book is also very nice and good. Thanks for your nice information.
Where are we going and why are we all in this handbasket? United Methodist Church
I have a great future behind me- Joel Gergory
God told me to hate you- John Piper
Let me share with you a joke from my skirt chasing days- Craig Groeschel
5 Points on the One Point Sermon- Andy Stanley
One more to add to the list: “Anything ever written by Eugen Cho.”
All of this laughter sounds like the nervous relief of some one just coming out from under a great cloud of adverse tension. God knows. Living in a fallen world as falling creatures hopefully being saved, we need some laughter as in getting the main house beam out of our eyes in order that we might be able to see whether there is even a speck in our brother’s eye.
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