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Top Theological Pick-up Lines
Orginally published on Friday, September 21, 2007 at 5:17 AM
by Todd Rhoades
Parchment and Pen recently published their top 20 theological pick-up lines not to use... here are some of my favorites, beginning with “Here, let me take care of those tithes,” and ”Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible.”
Here are some others:
“I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”
”There are six things that motivate me to talk to you, yea seven that turned my head.”
During communion say, “Can I get you another drink.”
“I noticed you crying during alter call, can I help?”
While giving her a TULIP say, ”This Totally depraved person has been Unconditionally drawn to you, Limiting himself to your Irresistible beauty that is Persevering beyond all others.”
“God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter.”
“Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won’t have any limbs left.”
You can check out the rest of the top 20 here...
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Post Your Comments:How about this one…
“God says that my body is a temple...feel free to worship”
I always liked “Do you believe in the laying on of hands?”
How about “God told me we are to get married.”
What rock do these guys crawl from under?
Answer “I’ll let you know when God tells me!”
“How about we go somewhere quiet so we can pray?” The so-called smoother guy adds.... by candlelight.
Of course.. there’s the… “Heaven must be missing an angel cuz you’re standing here in front of me.”
“You must be named Mary. You can sit at my feet any time.” or the flip.... “You must be named Martha. How may I serve you instead?”
I LOVE the very-old, pre-1958-revision Nancy Drews. Yeah, she was a lot more ‘30s, but she was also a lot smarter. She used words with THREE syllables occasionally!
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