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Top Ways to Lose Your Job in Youth Ministry
Orginally published on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 6:00 AM
by Todd Rhoades
I know alot of youth pastors that don't have this problem, but if you're going to lose your youth ministry job, lose it in one of the top ways!
--Leave your Pastor’s kid at an orphanage in Mexico on your annual mission trip.
--Replace the grape juice with actual wine during communion (this would only really affect Baptists).
--Teach girls how to smoke cigars and gamble their babysitting money in a game of poker at the girls junior high Bible Study (teaching them to tithe their winnings of course!).
--Cut up the church’s choir robes to make flags for a capture the flag game.
--Give your Sr. Pastor a free subscription to the Victoria Secret Catalog, sent to the church address!
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Posted by RevJeff
Friday, March 30, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Post Your Comments:Most of these don’t get you fired if your senior pastor was a youth pastor! I mean if he relly loved youth ministry he still has his sense of humor… he may even help you plot out a few of them…
Good stuff though!!!
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