Orginally published on Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 9:02 AM
by Todd Rhoades
You may have already seen this... it's making its round across the internet very quickly (I think I've been forwarded three or four times on this one). It's from a message from a KJV only baptist preacher talking about I Samuel 25:22. You have to give him a little credit for preaching on this verse... I don't think I've ever heard it mentioned in a sermon. However, I'm not sure how he pulled out of that verse that the translators of the NIV version of the Bible all "pee sitting down". You have to watch the whole clip to really appreciate it. After you watch it, I'd love to hear your thoughts...
Scroll down to watch the clip here…
This post has been viewed 5851 times so far.
There are 51 Comments:
I know what my next series is on.
Ummmm . . . I hope he has a big bladder if he’s ever on a boat on rough sea.
Wendi
“We have a bunch of leaders who don’t piss against the wall, and I’m gonna tell you something--that’s what’s wrong with America.”
What a hoot!
I wish I knew where his church was; I’d go and pee against the wall of his church. I think it would be fun
So… Let me get this straight.. He says they probably haven’t enjoyed the sermon up till now, so, was he trying to break out a sure thing? You aint in Germany no more, bro....
how that is said on the street--
you either got big stondeens or no stondeens
Forget about the King Jimmy version--
Its just macho GRB stuff-- wow-- big deal
Ted Nugent said it better--
“When in doubt, whip it out”
here is a Valentine’s day card for you..."I love you so much honey...can I pee on your wall?”
what a joke
I wonder what kind of urinals, the NIV people have at their headquarters....inquiring minds want to know.....(sit or stand)
Uh… I suddenly have to go to the restroom…
Is it friday?
Funny but then really really sad. What’s he going to do in heaven if body functions aren’t neccesary? How’s he going to tell the King James MEN from the NIV males?
I hope he is talking about peeing standing up ...in the toilet.
But if you must pee against the wall. Just make sure your not facing the wind.
brian talks like he has had an expierence with the wind.
You know it’s a good sermon when the word “pisseth” is used. I’m glad the good pastor has given us a new standard for evaluating masculinity. I was so....confused before.
Todd, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for sharing this. That has to win the award for funniest video on your site. I am now going to spread the joy and tell all my friends about it.
This guy is the reason so many people laugh at KJV only preachers.
And yeah I guess since nobody has liked the sermon thus far (and he is proud of that) it warrants a five minute rant on pissing.
GO MAKE DISCIPLES BROTHER!
Someone tell the guy that God didn’t just speak KJV. Just a frustrated pastor in a small church. Soon to be a frustrated pastor with no church.
Just to due the guy justice, it is actually 1 Kings 14:10 (see Jeroboam reference). I wonder if I would still be a man if I sit down to read my bible in the Bathroom? Just a rhetorical question. . .
Great exegesis. I can’t wait to hear his take on Eze 4.
I don’t think he has an audience in there. Personally, I like to pee sitting down. I can get way more Sudoku puzzles done that way.
next week’s sermon… “Pooping standing up!”
That’s good preaching.
“But officer it’s in the King James...”
or even better
“My pastor said I could!!!!”
Ozzie Osbourne’s defense when caught peeing on the Alamo.
Maybe that’s why it looks like he’s still preaching in his living room.
I want to hear him talk about Ezekiel 23!
What is he talking about, does he even know?
That was… really something.
He’s correct though, it’s used six times in the KJV.
1 Samuel 25:22
1 Samuel 25:21-23
1 Samuel 25:34
1 Samuel 25:33-35
1 Kings 14:10
1 Kings 16:10-12
1 Kings 21:21
1 Kings 21:20-22
2 Kings 9:8
I had no idea that the number six was the number of a man though. Wow. Gives a whole new meaning to the number or ‘name’ of the Beast…
The Great Commission at work.
What an idiot.
so many things wrong with that… don’t even know where to start. no wonder the world thinks we’re nuts. Funny and sad at the same time.
He has “potty mouth”!
Here is my deep theological question, which this video deserves - Does anyone else think this guy looks and sounds like Jack from Lost?
Page 1 of 3 pages
1 2 3 >